A-kilta November 2004

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facial1.jpg facial2.jpg (new) a-kilta!
by German Gooface 09 Nov '04

09 Nov '04

http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=263&ape=gt4039 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=263&ape=gt4039 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=263&ape=gt4039 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=263&ape=gt4039 Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny."I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see." "That's perfectly all right," replied the snake."To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming.By the way, what kind of animal are you?" "Well, I really don't know," said the bunny."I'm blind, and I've never seen myself.Maybe you could examine me and find out." So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!" Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?" And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?" So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls... You must be a lawyer."

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by Internal Shots 09 Nov '04

09 Nov '04

http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=274&ape=gt4040 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=274&ape=gt4040 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=274&ape=gt4040 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=274&ape=gt4040 Joke Of The Day One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!" The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?" They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic." Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work? In case she had to draw some blood. Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven. What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? Women! Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date? So they have some place to put their feet. Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back. Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels? Because they like more head room. Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home. Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house. Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other? A: An air mattress.

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by Kerry Thorburn 09 Nov '04

09 Nov '04

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62% off for All New Software. vats crucially
by Brack Tennyson 09 Nov '04

09 Nov '04

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Stolen home videos a-kilta!
by Deep Secrets 09 Nov '04

09 Nov '04

http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=201&ape=gt2982 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=201&ape=gt2982 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=201&ape=gt2982 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=201&ape=gt2982 Joke Of The Day A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town. Another man walks in and asks the bartender for a Jack Daniel's. He downs it, and then takes a running leap out the window. Much to everybody's surprise, he floats back up and climbs through the window back into the bar. The man at the bar is amazed and asks the man how he did it. "Easy," says the man. "Outside this window are some very strong wind currents which can carry you back to the window." "Wow," says the man at the bar. "I gotta try this." He takes a running leap out the window and falls to a horrible, bloody, and flat death. "Geez, Superman," says the bartender. "You can be a real a jerk when you're drunk."

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something unusual
by Joi York 08 Nov '04

08 Nov '04

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Fw: [wailing] 62% off Vicodin. Newmanizes reboots
by Rhianna Warner 08 Nov '04

08 Nov '04

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crashed, jangled, spilled, leaped.
by Caroline 08 Nov '04

08 Nov '04

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by Sherry 08 Nov '04

08 Nov '04

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eBay pros don't want you to know
by Myra 08 Nov '04

08 Nov '04

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A-kilta November 2004