Viime viikonloppuna Sigma-kilta ry:n vuosijuhlien jatkoilta löytyivät
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- rannekello
- rannekoru
- takki
Näitä voi tiedustella tuntomerkkejä vastaan Jonna Makkoselta osoitteesta
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risteilyttääkö? masentaako goomin hinta? sigma-kilta ry järjestää jälleen
pelastuksen, eli HAL-VAN risteilyn.
*MIKÄ:
turku-tukholma risteily Viking Linen Isabella-laivalla (ei maissakäyntiä)
*KOSKA:
lähtö oulusta sunnuntaina 23.1.2005 klo 10.30 ja paluu ouluun aikaisin
tiistai-aamuna
*PALJONKO:
sigmalaisilta 15 euroa ja muilta 20 euroa.
ruokailut voi ostaa etukäteen (hiukan halvempaa):
30 euroa päivällinen menoiltana ja aamiainen
24 euroa aamiainen ja lounas 2. päivänä
46 euroa päivällinen, aamiainen ja lounas
*KUINKA:
ilmoittautuminen onnistuu sigman kiltahuoneella ja maksu suoritetaan
samalla. viimeinen ilmopäivä joulukuun 10.
*TÄRKEÄÄ:
sinulta vaaditaan 20 vuoden ikä!!!
nopeat syövät hitaat ja hitaat jäävät rannalle ruikuttamaan! 200
nopeinta palkitaan risteilypaikalla :)
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terveisin
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Joke Of The Day
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
sopiiko kaikille että pidetään kokous keskiviikkona kello 15.00?
aiheena vuosijuhlat.
yllättäen.
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Blond Father
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"
Blonde Drowning
A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunette fought their way out of the cab and surfaced. A couple of minutes later the blonde came out of the water, panting and breathless.
"Where have you been?" asked the man.
"I can't believe you left me down there! I couldn't get the tailgate open!"
Blond Restroom Attendant
Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!