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Can't forget our first time a-kilta!
by First Timer 04 Nov '04

04 Nov '04

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Write me back please
by Brigit Barnabas 04 Nov '04

04 Nov '04

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[verifies] 86% off Vicodin. suddenness eastwards
by Peony Nolan 04 Nov '04

04 Nov '04

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Babes with big hammers a-kilta!
by Lovely Lola 04 Nov '04

04 Nov '04

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[Gideon] 61%-off Vicodin. Chad theoreticians
by Kezia Keefe 04 Nov '04

04 Nov '04

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Photoshop, Windows, Office. CHEAP. pathname bleary
by Jules Preston 04 Nov '04

04 Nov '04

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Fw: [befuddled] 68% off Vicodin. raven testified
by Lawson Chandler 03 Nov '04

03 Nov '04

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Office XP - $60 drawback rho
by Yasmina Ashton 03 Nov '04

03 Nov '04

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[Yokillat] Barbaariset Bakkanaalit 10.11.04!
by Salla Noponen 03 Nov '04

03 Nov '04

.marraskuisena keskiviikkona täyttyy hämyisä Nelivitonen karvaisista ja nahkaisista, viiniä ja elävää musiikkia janoavista juhlijoista.. BARBAARISET BAKKANAALIT -ke 10.11.04 -klo 20--> -45 Special -esiintymässä: Nuoriso-orkesteri Komsomol, Barbi a Ken, Peltoniemi Poppoo, Dj Ken-Guru.. -pue yllesi: karvaa, nahkaa, kumia.. Lippuja saatavilla ennakkoon (3 euroa) seuraavasti: to 4.11. Arkkitehtiosasto (12-13) pe 5.11. Arkkitehtiosasto (12-13) ma 8.11. Arkkitehtiosasto (12-13) Linnanmaa (vihreät naulakot) (12-13) Vaka (aula) (12-13) ti 9.11. Arkkitehtiosasto (12-13) Linnanmaa (vihreät naulakot) (12-13) ke 10.11 Arkkitehtiosasto (12-13) Linnanmaa (vihreät naulakot) (11-13) (lippuja myös ovelta 4 euron kappalehintaan) ----------vuoden pörheimmät bileet tarjoaa arkkitehtikilta-------------------- _______________________________________________ Yokillat mailing list Yokillat(a)lists.oulu.fi http://lists.oulu.fi/mailman/listinfo/yokillat

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[Yokillat] Sigman jatkoilta löytynyt tavaraa
by Sigma- kilta 03 Nov '04

03 Nov '04

Viime viikonloppuna Sigma-kilta ry:n vuosijuhlien jatkoilta löytyivät seuraavat arvoesineet: - rannekello - rannekoru - takki Näitä voi tiedustella tuntomerkkejä vastaan Jonna Makkoselta osoitteesta jmakkone(a)mail.student.oulu.fi _______________________________________________ Sigma-kilta mailing list Sigma-kilta(a)lists.oulu.fi http://lists.oulu.fi/mailman/listinfo/sigma-kilta _______________________________________________ Yokillat mailing list Yokillat(a)lists.oulu.fi http://lists.oulu.fi/mailman/listinfo/yokillat

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