Jokes Of The Day Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies? There's M&M shells all over the floor. Banana Peel A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again." Bang! I'm Blonde! Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself! Bartender A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller Light." Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L" The bartender says, "What's a B L?" She says, "Bud Light." A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15." The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?" The blonde says, "7&7, duh!" Big Ben Blonde Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock. Bigfoot and Blonde What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.