JOKE OF THE DAY Dubya Quotes (Actual Quotes From George W. Bush) "If we don't succeed, we run
the risk of failure." "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and
my fellow astronauts." "Mars is essentially in the
same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which
is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we
believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If
oxygen, that means we can breathe." "The Holocaust was an obscene
period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But
we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." "I believe we are on an irreversible
trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change." "One word sums up probably
the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
"Verbosity leads to unclear,
inarticulate things." "I have made good judgments
in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." "The future will be better
tomorrow." "We're going to have the best
educated American people in the world." "People that are really very
weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact
on history." "I stand by all the misstatements
that I've made." "We have a firm commitment
to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe.
We are a part of Europe." "Public speaking is very easy."
"I am not part of the problem.
I am a Republican." "A low voter turnout is an
indication of fewer people going to the polls." "When I have been asked who
caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct &
simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who
is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame." "Illegitimacy is something
we should talk about in terms of not having it." "We are ready for any unforeseen
event that may or may not occur." "For NASA, space is still a
high priority." "Quite frankly, teachers are
the only profession that teach our children." "The American people would
not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make." "We're all capable of mistakes,
but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not
have made." "It isn't pollution that's
harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that
are doing it." "[It's] time for the human
race to enter the solar system." |
