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JOKES OF THE DAY
Bruce Willis on Mt. Everest What did Bruce Willis find on the top of Mt. Everest? Icey dead people.
Captain Hook's Death How did Captain Hook die? He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!!
Cinderella Has A Camera? What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store? Someday my prints will come...
Barbie Q: How can you tell when Barbie has her period? A: Your tic tacs are missing.
Arnold's Search Engine Which Search Engine does Arnold Schwarzenegger use? Alta Vista baby.
Backstroke Dolly What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke? Islands In The Stream.
Blonde Drowning A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunette fought their way out of the cab and surfaced. A couple of minutes later the blonde came out of the water, panting and breathless. "Where have you been?" asked the man. "I can't believe you left me down there! I couldn't get the tailgate open!"