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Joke Of The Day
Clinton -vs- Titanic
Similarities between the Titanic video and the Clinton grand jury testimony video:
Titanic: over 3 hours long Clinton: over 3 hours long
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: villain - White Star Line Clinton: villain - Ken Starr
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist Clinton: Bill is a B.S. artist
Titanic: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar Clinton: Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined Clinton: Ditto for Monica
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit Clinton: Let's not go there
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry Clinton: Monica forced to return her gifts
Titanic: Behind the scenes, Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular Clinton: Behind the scenes, Bill has a 70% approval rating
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary