A-kilta October 2004

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Unopened (fwd) extreme bukkake a-kilta!
by Budapest Hotties 30 Oct '04

30 Oct '04

http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=129&ape=gt3972 Jokes Of The Day Another Saturday Night Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night! http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=129&ape=gt3972 Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown? Artificial intelligence. http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=129&ape=gt3972 Ash Blonde How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree! Atlantic Coast and a Blonde What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde? The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs!! http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=129&ape=gt3972 Autoblonde Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy. Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do? A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops. "Yes," says the blonde. "Are their lights on?" The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No." Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies? There's M&M shells all over the floor.

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by Wren Courtney 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

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with curiosity, glittered in
by Zelma 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

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by Clinton Sanford 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

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Have a Happy Halloween a-kilta!
by Pumpkin Lady 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=155&ape=gt3903 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=155&ape=gt3903 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=155&ape=gt3903 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=155&ape=gt3903 Joke Of The Day Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband's car? She burned her lips on the tailpipe! Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock. What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot. A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!" Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer! A blonde co-ed is looking at a bulletin board and she sees a piece of paper that says, ''Ocean Cruise Only 5$.'' She pulls the piece of paper off the wall and goes to the address listed on the back of paper. She walks into the building and hands the secretary the piece of paper. The secretary nods and asks if she had the five dollars. The blonde pulls five dollars out of her pocket and hands it to the secretary. The secretary looks over to a burly guy reading a newspaper. She nods to the him. He stands up and knocks the blonde unconscious. When the blonde wakes up she''s tied to a log and is floating down river. She starts to think that this was a bad idea. When she sees one of her freinds (who is also blonde) tied to a log floating right next to her, she says, "So do you think they''re going to serve us some food on this trip?"

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Fwd: [Microsoft] 78% off Vicodin. intubate supplier
by Jeffry Crofton 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

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Spooge oozing from her holes a-kilta!
by Honey Shots 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=273&ape=gt3966 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=273&ape=gt3966 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=273&ape=gt3966 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=273&ape=gt3966 Joke Of The Day Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect. "Easy," she replied. "He only has one eye." The chief was stunned. "He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!" He repeated the procedure for the second blonde and again asked how she would recognize him. "He only has one ear," was her answer. "What is the matter with you people?!? It is a profile shot! You are seeing him from the side!" He repeated the procedure for the third blonde, then said, "How would you recognize the suspect? Now think before you give me a stupid answer." After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, "He's wearing contact lenses." This took the chief by surprise. He looked real hard at the picture and couldn't tell if the suspect had contacts or not, so he went into the database and looked at the report. Sure enough, when the mug shot was taken, he was wearing contact lenses! He went back to her and asked, "How could you tell he was wearing contact lenses? Nobody else here in this precinct saw that!" "Well," she said, "he can't wear regular glasses with only one eye and one ear, now, can he?"

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RE:The bonus vacation costs nothing
by Bill K 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

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Fw: [Tessie] 63% off Vicodin. bandstand stoning
by Steph Harding 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

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Windows XP w/ Office XP for $80. Vivian presupposing
by Bronte Orson 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

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A-kilta October 2004