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Jokes Of The Day
Another Saturday Night
Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
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Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle
What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.
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Ash Blonde
How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!
Atlantic Coast and a Blonde
What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast and a blonde?
The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs!!
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Autoblonde
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
A: They can both drive you crazy.
Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.
"Yes," says the blonde.
"Are their lights on?"
The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."
Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies
How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There's M&M shells all over the floor.
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While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He
asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround
herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're
intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen.
"Allow me to demonstrate."
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home , when he spots the
youungwoman standingwaist deepin the water, shootgun in hand. Just
then,heseesahuge9 foot alligatorswimmingquicklytowardher.Shetakes
aim,killsthecreature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the
swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The
shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on
its back, and frustrated, shouts out, Damn it, this one isn't wearing any
shoes either!