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Have a Happy Halloween a-kilta!
by Pumpkin Lady 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

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Fwd: [Microsoft] 78% off Vicodin. intubate supplier
by Jeffry Crofton 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

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Spooge oozing from her holes a-kilta!
by Honey Shots 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=273&ape=gt3966 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=273&ape=gt3966 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=273&ape=gt3966 http://www.acoolnet.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=273&ape=gt3966 Joke Of The Day Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect. "Easy," she replied. "He only has one eye." The chief was stunned. "He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!" He repeated the procedure for the second blonde and again asked how she would recognize him. "He only has one ear," was her answer. "What is the matter with you people?!? It is a profile shot! You are seeing him from the side!" He repeated the procedure for the third blonde, then said, "How would you recognize the suspect? Now think before you give me a stupid answer." After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, "He's wearing contact lenses." This took the chief by surprise. He looked real hard at the picture and couldn't tell if the suspect had contacts or not, so he went into the database and looked at the report. Sure enough, when the mug shot was taken, he was wearing contact lenses! He went back to her and asked, "How could you tell he was wearing contact lenses? Nobody else here in this precinct saw that!" "Well," she said, "he can't wear regular glasses with only one eye and one ear, now, can he?"

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RE:The bonus vacation costs nothing
by Bill K 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

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Fw: [Tessie] 63% off Vicodin. bandstand stoning
by Steph Harding 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

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Windows XP w/ Office XP for $80. Vivian presupposing
by Bronte Orson 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

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Popular software at low low prices. beaches avocation
by Yaron Wayne 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

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Norbert why did you say that?
by Wesley Patel 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

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Stacy's Mom Has Got It Going On a-kilta
by Over Thirty 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

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[augers] 74% off Vicodin. traverses Pillsbury
by Jaqueline Caden 29 Oct '04

29 Oct '04

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