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Windows XP & Office XP -> $80. dispelled torrents
by Alvar Scarlett 09 Oct '04

09 Oct '04

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here you go
by Kristy Nolan 08 Oct '04

08 Oct '04

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Eighty Percent Off Sale a-kilta!
by Thankyou Center 08 Oct '04

08 Oct '04

http://www.gotocat.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=109&ape=gt3832 Joke Of The Day Bill Gates dies, and ascends to the Pearly Gates to meet God. God immediately recognizes him and says to him "Bill Gates -- you're a great man. I shall give you a choice of either heaven or hell." Bill Gates tells God that he would like to see both before making a decision. So God takes Bill Gates down to Hell, where there are beautiful, nubile bikini models, perfect weather, free drinks, and eternal happiness. "That doesn't seem so bad," says Gates. "Let's see Heaven now." God and Gates go to Heaven, which seems to be just a bunch of old, crusty angels flying around and sitting on a few clouds. "I've made my decision," says Gates. "I choose Hell." Six months later, God goes down to Hell to check on him and finds him hanging above a pit of fire with wild harpies tearing out his intestines. "What happened to all the bikini models and the sun and the fun?" Gates screams. "Oh, that," says God. "That was just the demo." http://www.gotocat.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=109&ape=gt3832

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What's your wife doing while you are at work a-kilta!
by Cheating Amateur 08 Oct '04

08 Oct '04

http://www.gotocat.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=171&ape=gt3833 A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off." The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?" And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!" http://www.gotocat.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=171&ape=gt3833

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It's not a joke
by Bryana Jamison 08 Oct '04

08 Oct '04

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Office XP - $60 strongest alphabetize
by Willoughby Lyle 08 Oct '04

08 Oct '04

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[Yokillat] Vierailu Kestävän Kehityksen talolle
by Kerttu Hakala 08 Oct '04

08 Oct '04

Ylioppilaskunnan ympäristöjaosto järjestää vierailun Yritetään yhdessä ry:n Kestävän kehityksen talolle. Kyseessä on paikka, jossa lajitellaan ja esikäsitellään myös PSOASin asunnoista tulevat jätteet. Toiminta on siis yhdistysmuotoista. Vierailun ajankohta on tiistai 12.10. klo 16.30. Paikka sijaitsee Välivainiolla - nähdään vierailuporukalla Tarmontien Tuiranpuoleisessa päädyssä hiukan tuota aikaa ennen, jotta kaikki osaavat paikalle. Tule mukaan! Ilmoittautumiset toivottuja, jotta osaan varautua porukan kokoon. Eli lähetä sähköpostia minulle, jos PSOASin kierrätysjärjestelmä kiinnostaa! Terveisin Kerttu Hakala Hallituksen ympäristövastaava Oulun yliopiston ylioppilaskunta Mannenkatu 1, 90100 Oulu -- WWW: www.oyy.fi Sähköposti: kerttu.hakala(a)oulu.fi GSM: +358 40 7266 494 _______________________________________________ Yokillat mailing list Yokillat(a)lists.oulu.fi http://lists.oulu.fi/mailman/listinfo/yokillat

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Reminder
by Ray Ogden 08 Oct '04

08 Oct '04

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Office XP - $60 recommender sectors
by Marylou Walker 08 Oct '04

08 Oct '04

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Girls With An Added Bonus a-kilta!
by Lovely Lola 08 Oct '04

08 Oct '04

http://www.gotocat.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=33&ape=gt3831 http://www.gotocat.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=33&ape=gt3831 http://www.gotocat.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=33&ape=gt3831 http://www.gotocat.com/gen_ads/gen_mail.php?grid=33&ape=gt3831 Joke Of The Day A young man was pulled over by the Mississippi State Police for speeding. The officer stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and swaggered up to the young man's window. "What chew driving so fast for boy? You going to a fahhr? Let me see your license, boy." The young man handed over his license. Then the officer noticed that the back seat of the car was full of large knives. The officer said, "Tell me boy, why you got them knives on that there back seat?" The young man replied, "Well sir, I'm a juggler." The officer spat some tobacco juice and then he said, "A juggler; well you don't say. Boy, put cha hands on the trunk of yer car; you going to jail!" The young man pleaded with the officer not to take him to jail. He offered to prove to the officer that he was a juggler by way of demonstration. He said, "You can even hold me at gunpoint while I juggle for you." The officer reluctantly allowed him to prove his point while he held him at gunpoint. Two miles down the road at Joe's Tavern, Billy Bub was drinking it up with Jerry Lee Jones. Billy Bub soon left and got into his old, rusty pickup truck. He proceeded down the road trying his best to stay on the right side. All of a sudden Billy Bub spotted the most unbelievable sight of his life! He drove to the nearest phone booth and dialed the number for Joe's Tavern and asked for his buddy, Jerry Lee. When Jerry Lee got on the phone, Billy Bub said, "Whatever you do when you leave that tavern, don't go north on route 109. The state police are giving a sobriety test that nobody can pass!"

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