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Joke Of The Day
Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering who to bomb next, when his phone rang. "Hello," the voice said. "This is Paddy at the Harp Pub in Ireland, I am ringing you to say me and a couple of me mates are declaring war on you!" "Well Paddy," replied Saddam, "how big is your army"
"Well lets see there's me, my brother sean, my next door neighbour seamus and the local dart team." "Ahh" said Saddam. "I must tell you that you are against 1 million men, 16000 tanks and 14000 armoured personnel carriers." Paddy then hung up....The next day, sure enough, Paddy rung again, "The war is still on Mr. Hussein." Paddy said. "We now have some infantry and equipment."
"What would that be" Saddam asked. "Well we have 2 combines, a bulldozer, and Father Murpheys Grey Fergy tractor," Paddy replied. Saddam sighed "Paddy may I tell you that my army has increased to 2 million men since we last spoke." "I'll get back to ya," Paddy said. Sure enough Paddy rang again, "Right Mr. Hussein, we've modified our two seater Harrigans ultra light plane with a gattling gun, and four boys from the Shamrock Pub have joined us."
Saddam cleared his throat lay back on his chair and said, "Paddy... I have 10000 bombers, 20000 fighter planes, and I am surrounded by surface to air lazer guided missles, and my army has incresed to 2 and a half million men since yesterday." "Oh" said Paddy, "I'll have to ring ya back" Paddy called again the next day and said "I'm sorry, but the wars been called off." "I'm sorry to hear that, why the sudden change of heart?" asked Saddam. "Well after a discussion over a couple of pints we decided there's no way we could feed two and a half million prisoners"
jos ei muilla enää ole tähän mitään lisättävää, oletan, että kaikille
sopii tuo kokouksen ajankohdan muutos.
kokous siis keskiviikkona kello 15.00
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mjak
---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2004 10:49:10 +0300 (EEST)
From: Mikko Jakonen <jarija(a)mail.student.oulu.fi>
To: kilta <a-kilta(a)oulu.fi>
Subject: Re: seuraava kokous
tuosta ajankohdasta vielä sen verran, että neloskurssilla on kuin onkin
luento juuri 1315.
Sopiiko kaikille, että pidetään kokous kello 1500?
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mjak
On Wed, 29 Sep 2004, Heini Marjakangas wrote:
> Seuraava kokous pidetään vaihteeksi keskiviikkona 6.10. klo 13.15-
> vanhassa kahvilassa
>
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Joke Of The Day
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"
Kiltahuonekierroksen loppubileiden ennakkolippuja myydään ke 6.10. klo
10-14 vihreillä naulakoilla ja to 7.10. klo 10-14 Oulun Tietoteekkarit
Ry:n kiltahuoneella (X-käytävällä). Lisäksi ennakkoon myymättä jääneitä
lippuja myydään myös Cuban ovella niin kauan kuin niitä vain riittää.
Lipun hinta on 2 euroa ja kysyntä on kova, joten ole ajoissa hakemassa
omasi!
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Heikki Laine
Oulun Tietoteekkarit Ry/Sosiaali- ja terveysministeri 2004
045 6767 939
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Joke Of The Day
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They were all builders and they were working on a sky-scraper. They always ate lunch on the top of the building. The brunette always had a ham sandwich for her lunch, The red head always had a cheese sandwich, and the blonde always had a turkey sandwich. One day they all got sick of always having the same thing to eat everyday, so they made a deal. They all said that if they brought the same sandwich they usually bring, they would have to jump off of the top of the building.
The next day, the blonde was found dead on the ground by the building. The husbands of the three builders were there and they started to talk. The red head's husband said to the other two men, "I packed my wife a peanut butter and jelly j so she wouldn't jump off."
The husband of the brunette said to the other two men, "I packed my wife a turkey sandwich so she wouldnt jump off." They both looked at the wife of the blonde and he said:" Don't look at me, my wife packs her own lunch!"
hei!
Pikkujouluja pitäs järjestää, mutta missä? Mitenkäs onko tuo teidän
kiltatalo jo ihan täyteen puukattu? ja hintatiedotkin kiinnostaisi.
t. Aila Kopakka